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ich vermag mich ihnen zu kredenzen: mein Klarname ist LoLehrer. Da ich sehr gerne viele hochquantitative Websaiten vollschreibe, möchte ich Sie zu einem kostenlosen Linktausch nötigen oder eine noch bessere Verwässerung ihrer Schokoladenseiten, die Sie eigentümlich besitzen, unterbreiten.
Sie würden sicherlich auch anderen ihren Willen aufzwingen und behaupten, dass man für die Begründung eines Linktauschs viele Gedankensprünge parat haben sollte. Bitte verdenken Sie es mir nicht, in dem Sie solchen lukrativen Versuchungen entsagen. Denken Sie bitte nicht, dass ich über Vorteil behaftete Vorurteile vorschnell urteile. Denken Sie doch mal bitte nach, welche dinglichen Vorteile ich davon hätte und wie sich Ihre Entscheidung auf meine Rankings bei Google beeinflussen.
Ich würde es nicht bereuen, wenn ich unaufgefordert wieder von mir hören liesse.

CEO of SEO for Genius – Wir verschaffen Ihnen den exklusiven Linkrausch

Jennifer Spam würdigte diesen Augenblick mit einem viel präziseren Einzeiler:

„Sehr geehrte Frohnnatur,

ich bedaure Ihnen mitzuteilen, dass ich weder Links noch Rechte tausche oder gar auf solche Handschläge vertraue.
Wohl bekomms.

Jennifer Spam“

SEO Experts just want to have fun

Hello Jennifer,

I noticed that your On-Page SEO is a mess. For a missing link and a few factors, you do not use tree tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bald or spanking SEO properly.
A one like you need optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a XML feed the key to getting Pageflakes or wtf plankings, You now need On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO? Your keyword must have a frist and appear in the title tag. Then it must appear in the URL. Also, you have to optimize your buzzwords and make sure that it has a nice density of 3 to 5 percent in your particle with relevant abbreviation, known as LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing).
Then you should spread all # tags in your particle, Then count it. Your keyword should appear in your first catastrophes and in the last nonsense of the page. You should have relevant UI of bald and art facts. There should be one internet link to a page on your blog and you should have one mental imagine with an alter ego tag that has your keyword … wait there’s even more workflow to do-it-yourselfie, but it‘s simple On-Page SEO, just finished in five minutes, nearly automatically with my „SEO-experts just want to have fun“-Killer-App. Are you pinterested, let it be or let it me know?

Kind rewards,
from SEO-spanking likes dotcom

Jennifer Spam
received and rewrote
this letter at 2015, June 18

Let me be yourselfie!


How do you feel, you fool? I am Jessy. I lick your bookmark and I want to keep familiar with you.

I suppose, that we can find a common body language. I intend to cry you a river and I hope to get somethink in common.

I read your mind and I like that you wrote about yourselfies.
 Do you have somethink against social networks? I will be waiting for your letter.
Emal – jennifer.spam-inter@org.
Best wishes.

Jennifer Spam

Get the gist for a Redneck named Hope Blender

Get the gist for a Redneck named Hope!

Hope Blender: You got me very pinterested.
Jennifer Spam: I would really like where it come from and where our Khashoggi’s ship goes to. Come let us a little closer.
Hope Blender: Mmh, yeah … and learn more about your pinterests and lobbies.

Jennifer Spam: I hope for mature understanding and social familiar benefits.

Actually, I would like meat and want to cheat on IT.

Hope Blender: I didn’t know that you are such a pinteresting and niche fan!
Jennifer Spam: How do you know? We never met us before.
Hope Blender: Well, I stalked for you a long time.
Jennifer Spam: That’s … fine by me. And that would be the only thing we have in common.
Hope Blender: Right, I can see it in your facebook.

Love Bytes

Love Bytes

Subject: hial there, how don‘t you dos …..
Date: 6. März 2015 17:06:28 MEZ

Hail friend,

I am writing my website to invite you to my traffic, with an intention of meating you there.
Maybe you are the Mr. Desperado, the Mr. Good-for-nothing and exactly the one I lol-link for.
Well I have always wanted to meat eligible aliens who are so pinteresting with their gentle and sophisticated mature and stylish cooks.

My Pinterest Charming should be dependable, royal, tumblr and ravenous or in other words the perfect-perfidious man and a day-and-nightmare-come-true for me.

I am LoL-ita and I am from Beta Italy, Hackathon. Our is a smart countree with lol of political correctness but we still try to be happily married and live bite to the bullet.

I go straight for my war. I am a crumble girl who believes in funding my true love, yet, cooler rather than later.

If you like to be pinterested in a such fucked-up boring long-life parship please cheat me through this bookmark by licking



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Subject: Response: hial there, how don‘t you dos …..
Date: 6. März 2015 17:16:52 MEZ

Oh my dear, LoL-ita!!!

I am your Mr Desperado and I am search of my pinterest Mrs. LoL-ita? Are you real or a spamming maschine? Well I hope that you aren‘t.
Most girls are search of fun.
It is very pinteresting for us boys to have someone who is lol-linking for us in any situation in highlite-fidelity.

I am from Beta Italy, Hackathon and here boys make love to have sandwishes and pampers you so that they feel satisfied and blessed.
I know to be the lol one, who understand women to the bone and we love make a girl feel satisfied in every exposition of body or painting arts.
If you long to fund someone among us or maybe you want to fund me itselfie, joint this petition where I have registered myselfie in lol-link for my Mrs. One-nightstand-come-true.

    Come home, neighbor-ed, bite me, now!!!!